The Feminine Copacetic: Archive

Sep 7th

My english teacher makes me LOL :)

alkahol: Ha said… “Your essays have to be like a girl’s skirt…long enough to cover everything, but short enough to create interest.” BEST. ANALOGY. EVER. he’s adorable. i loved his face when he said that.

Sep 7th

dear roommate,

fuck off. you piece of shit dirty slob. i’m tired of looking at your dirty clothes all over the floor and your unmade bed. the brown shit in our sink is disgusting especially since i KNOW you don’t brush your teeth. don’t use my trash can don’t eat in my chair don’t let your friends touch my shit do NOT let your friends in or on my bed as soon as you come back...

Sep 7th

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Sep 6th

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Sep 6th

politics explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...

Sep 6th

“What is it about high school that you read all the worst books by the best...”

– Bernard from The Squid and The Whale

Sep 6th

being home

i came home this weekend and i loved it. home cooked meals being able to enjoy a bigger space without interacting with strangers MY CATS television & it felt like summer still. i go back to dentronium tomorrow.

Sep 6th